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{"fact":"Cats should not be fed tuna exclusively, as it lacks taurine, an essential nutrient required for good feline health. Make sure you have the proper Pet supplies to keep your cat happy and healthy.","length":196}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
{"fact":"The Maine Coone is the only native American long haired breed.","length":62}
{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
{"fact":"Cats come back to full alertness from the sleep state faster than any other creature.","length":85}
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{"fact":"Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.","length":80}
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{"fact":"It is estimated that cats can make over 60 different sounds.","length":60}
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