{"fact":"It is estimated that cats can make over 60 different sounds.","length":60}
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{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
{"fact":"The claws on the cat\u2019s back paws aren\u2019t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don\u2019t retract and, consequently, become worn.","length":155}
{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}
{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
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